I read somewhere that 1% of the female population are squirters. That is, capable of having an explosive fire-hydrant type orgasm during intercourse. I'm reading a book now that challenges this notion and claims that in reality like 8 out of 10 have this ability if the proper techniques are performed on them. Obviously, i'll read the book and hopefully meet some chick that will allow me to test these theories, but color me dubious. That I will meet a chick. And that these theories will work.The reason I bring this up is because my experience pretty much back up the 1% thing. A few months ago in Vegas I actually did encounter a girl who did this (only the second time ever), and I've been trying to indentify ever since if either of these girls had anything in common, any sort of common identifier that an outsider might be able to recognize as a squirter sign. Unfortunately, aside from both of these harlots being short, kinda stocky and pretty freckly, no, not really. There was no really anything in common between the two.
Now, I had seen this kind of thing in porn movies but was never really that turned-on by it, it was more like watching the bearded lady or some crazy trapeze act at Ringling Bros.; facinating but kind of bizarre and not really relatable to me in any way. Chicks squirting streams of liquid like a garden hose is pretty neat but didn't arouse me and really all I could think about was some poor janitorial crew that would have to clean up that mess afterwards.
So it came as kind of a shock when I realized that it isn't always like that.
Don't get me wrong, both my experiences resulted in completely drenched/soiled beds and mattresses and there was clean-up involved. No, what I was surprised by was the lack of a steady stream; it was more like an exploding water balloon or a one-second waterfall repeated over and over. And it's not like cum or lube or anything like that, it's pretty much like H20--it's clear, warm and feels like a bidet on your penis, no joke. It's pretty freaky, but let me tell you, once you find one of these -- I don't want to say everything else pales in comparison, but -- it's a tough act to follow. It's like seeing the Lord of the Rings movies and then following it up with the Narnia movies. Pretty G-rated in comparison.
Though if you have any repeat business with one you will keep plenty of towels around let me tell you. Because if you want to sleep right after getting the rox off, you're probably like me and would rather not doze of in a pool of female ejaculatory. Though I hope everybody gets to experience that just once.
