Solo Clubber heard a really annoying statistic on the radio the other day. I don't remember where I was driving in my car, maybe I was stuck at some lame traffic light in Culver City or gridlock traffic on the 405 freeway, but on the radio they were talking about some statistics concerning marriages, and which ones are successful. Obviously, with divorce rates being what they are these days, the chances that any given marriage will last are about equal to the chances of Solo Clubber ever having sex with Fergie, but believe it or not. some last.
According to this statistic, the most successful couples are the ones in which the chick is hotter than the dude. In other words, the chick might be a 9 and the dude might be a 5 in the looks department, and these couples have the highest survival rates. The rationale for this is that men go for looks, while chicks are more emotion-driven. All the guy cares about is that his chick stays hot, and he will support her in any way possible (money, adulation, pedastal-placing, etc) to keep her happy. And the harlot will be happy, because all girls really want is money, adulation, and being put on a pedastal. That and a guy whose fish can swim. Just remember this next time you see a really hot chick with some douche who looks like God shit on his face. She's probably happier with him than she ever would be with you!
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