Which movie is more fake: Live Free or Die Hard or Knocked Up? Bruce Willis jumped a car using a toll booth as ramp and crashed it into a suspended helicopter. Pretty ridiculous scene, but in Knocked Up, a hot chick has sex with a nice guy with no job.
What irks me much more in movies is when something really ridiculous happens, such as the nice fat guy getting the girl, like in Knocked Up. Talk about fake. That movie makes the most ridiculously audacious Bruce Willis stunt look utterly plausible in comparison.
The reason for this is simple: hot chicks don't really care whether a guy is nice or not, their looking for guys with big bank accounts, and by the time these chicks shift their priorities around because they've been burned by the rich douchebags, they are no longer hot. If we broke down the hot girl population and look at the kind of guys they end up with, the resultant pie chart would read something like this:
Rich douchebags 28%
Rich nerds 32%
Guys in rock bands 1%
So obviously the guys in rock bands score tons of tail because they're in rock bands, that's self explanatory and there's no need for further explanation. But why the disproportionate amount of douches that score chicks.
One universal constant I've noticed with most of these dudes is that they totally lack any sense of self-awareness whatsoever--they don't realize how douchey they are, they live in a total fantasy world where they actually think they are cool and ironically, this helps them with chicks. Because of this apparent self-delusion that leads them to believe they are actually cool guys, even though their more realistic self-doubting peers recognize the sheer amount of chodeyness inherent in them, the chicks are essentially overwhelmed by the douchey off-kilter baseball caps and von dutch garb and overpowering douchebag cologne. They are so smug in their conviction that they are in fact cool that they half-make the chicks think they actually are.
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